Can't stress this one enough folks! Life is not a Popularity CONTEST...
It is most definately an ASS KICKING contest!
If you don't know that by now, it is a good thing you are with ME.
Don't do things to become POPULAR or to (EMBARRASINGLY) seek social praise! EXECUTE LIFE in a fashion where you prove you can BEAT things! I want to hear some of your comments addressing how you failed at life trying to gain social acceptance at something and then supply another example (to build yourself back up) of how you BEAT something (or someone) rather than attempted to gain acceptance. I will provide the best feedback, but feel free to comment on others.
-L.C. Stephen G. T.
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I once failed an online test that was to prove whether or not I had enough MyFace friends to really make a difference in this world.
It was immortally depressing, and to this day I don't think I have enough friends in the Internet. Also, I can't seem to figure out how to get them out of the internet... the eject button only works some of the time on some of my friends, but not any of the time on all of my friends.
I will find someone to beat right now!
and that ATTITUDE is going to be a recipe for Success...
Don't worry about friends, I don't have any that I can trust. Besides all they do is create competitive cliques that usually make you feel good when you beat them until you realize that they suck compared to the champions of the world. That can truly be immortally depressing.
-Your L.C.
my teeth are falling apart from chewing, but i gained valuable friends!
i beat the urge to join an intramural sports team just to gain friends and instead just sat around smoking!
I was wondering, how do I know what words to capitalize when I'm murdering my enemies on their own blogs?
For example, a person who's name is too pitiful to pronounce said this on his blog:
"If you want to see my child's latest artwork, scroll down past my signature"
His child is no ARTIST! His stick figures are proportionally incorrect and I'm sure the kid hasn't even learned the difference between pixels and stippling!
I replied to him,
"Your child is ashamed of being ALIVE - you should EAT HIM BEfore he ruins your GAME, player....!!!!"
Should I have capitalized those periods?
You both are on to something!
Chad Marco, you BEAT your friends, now BEAT yourself! Don't let siting around EAT you ALIVE!
Clicknathan, although sometimes I don't understand a word your saying, I understand that you have a HEART of GOLD baby, ya! I'm so proud of your recent bashings of one trying soo HARD to gain attention via child's "art"! Don't worry so much about capitalization, DO what you can DO!!!
Your Mentor,
L.C.S.G.T.
Hi Life Coach,
I guess I try to gain acceptance by being nonconfrontational. Instead I get passive aggressive, or hit inanimate objects after the bullshit level exceeds my limit. I'm trying to get better. Any suggestions?
Welcome LOU!
First, it is a great pleasure to have you here. Passive AGGRESSIVE eh. Common, common problem. Don't worry, this works ALL the TIME...
Approach someone you don't RESPECT (perhaps someone shorter than you, skinnier, or of a particular ethnicity that you do not get along with) and tell them how PATHETIC they are. It is a lot like being a BULLY. BULLY that person or persons around for a little while; see if you can make them CRY or get really UPSET. Your CONFIDENCE should grow after that initiation. From that point continue BULLYING people around at different levels until you can BULLY anybody and don't take no SHIT from ANYONE!!! Fellow students, if you HEAR me on this one, how bout a HELL YA!!!
-L.C. Stephen G.T.
YEAH HELL!
Hey Life Coach,
My boyfriend stole my very good friend's DG sunglasses and refuses to give them back to her. He doesn't even know what DG stands for! My friend (let's call her Nanette) cries into her pillow from retinal damage every night. I keep on promising to get them back, but he always 'forgets' to relinquish them. I think he just took them to look cool and become popular. What should I do?
Hmmm, DG's eh? They sound like they are pretty DAMN COOL? Are you sure he wants to be POPULAR? Maybe he just wants to feel COOL and KICK ASS.
You know I wear SUNGLASSES all the time because...
THE SUN DON'T SET ON A BAD ASS!
-L.C.
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