I am kind of a social butterfly. I enjoy romance and candlelight anythings. When alone, I like to build cabins out of blankets, pillows, couch cushions, and anything else deemed appropriate for the particular desired architecture. I often dream of running and hiding from the police or organized criminals out to get me. I rather enjoy these dreams, so I'm not sure what all that means. . . if anything. I hated to be the seeker when at play, and always felt secure in my speed and ability to get away if found. Sometimes I'd hide in obvious spots, positioned with the best escape routes. Options of returning to base were always preferred. But I digress.
hi, stephen. i have questions about your success plan. perhaps i have a landlord who wishes to raise the rent on a poor business owner. what are some good links to help me out in this dilemma. so far, i'm having trouble finding a negotiating your extended lease for dummies book. could you write me one?
I would suggest writing up a MASSIVE documentation of what should be expected of the landlord in question as proper COMPENSATION for rent raising INCONVENIENCE. Use a PLETHORA of INTELLECTUAL words and small point font, perhaps 3pt. Have in the document fees the landlord will owe you to COMPENSATE your losses in result of INCREASED rent. Make sure that these fees are AT LEAST EQUAL to the inflation cost of rent, so as to be REIMBURSED your differences. Your landlord will probably sign the document WITHOUT READING it as long as you say, "this is JUST a STANDARD FORM stating that I AGREE to the raise in rent" (DO NOT mention the aspect of FEES until you take them to court over failure to uphold their end of the AGREEMENT).
whoa! it worked. i flushed him down the toilet like a goldfish. in fact, he actually said once the deal was done and i showed him how i tricked him! and check it, LC, i finally have enough money to buy my new summer home!
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hi, stephen. i have questions about your success plan. perhaps i have a landlord who wishes to raise the rent on a poor business owner. what are some good links to help me out in this dilemma. so far, i'm having trouble finding a negotiating your extended lease for dummies book. could you write me one?
I would suggest writing up a MASSIVE documentation of what should be expected of the landlord in question as proper COMPENSATION for rent raising INCONVENIENCE. Use a PLETHORA of INTELLECTUAL words and small point font, perhaps 3pt. Have in the document fees the landlord will owe you to COMPENSATE your losses in result of INCREASED rent. Make sure that these fees are AT LEAST EQUAL to the inflation cost of rent, so as to be REIMBURSED your differences. Your landlord will probably sign the document WITHOUT READING it as long as you say, "this is JUST a STANDARD FORM stating that I AGREE to the raise in rent" (DO NOT mention the aspect of FEES until you take them to court over failure to uphold their end of the AGREEMENT).
whoa! it worked. i flushed him down the toilet like a goldfish. in fact, he actually said once the deal was done and i showed him how i tricked him! and check it, LC, i finally have enough money to buy my new summer home!
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haha, you should see the dump my landlord lives in. one word, cockroaches.
life coach,
i'm hungry.
what am i hungry for?
please help me get through this day.
Shawn, you are HUNGRY for LIFE!!! AND SUCCESS!!!
I TESTED you by waiting 12 hours. Are you still ALIVE??!
If so, GREAT! Just think how aweful everyone would feel if you weren't!!!
Tomorrow, try to be more SUCCESSFUL than EVERYONE you know! It will be so much FUN!!!
i come to watch these things still lots. ayiyiyiyiyiyeyeye
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