I would like to FOCUS on my LOYAL followers, by doing short write-ups on the PROGRESS you all are making! Send any COOL pics and short BIOS of how WELL you are doing thanks to THIS SITE!!! and MY ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!
I will post the BEST ONES up next week!!!!
- Wolfman
- I am kind of a social butterfly. I enjoy romance and candlelight anythings. When alone, I like to build cabins out of blankets, pillows, couch cushions, and anything else deemed appropriate for the particular desired architecture. I often dream of running and hiding from the police or organized criminals out to get me. I rather enjoy these dreams, so I'm not sure what all that means. . . if anything. I hated to be the seeker when at play, and always felt secure in my speed and ability to get away if found. Sometimes I'd hide in obvious spots, positioned with the best escape routes. Options of returning to base were always preferred. But I digress.
L.C. Soaring High!!!!
L.C. Sets me FLYING HIGH!
-Naje
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All of my life, people have told me that I was not cute and cuddly enough. This sad fact has left me standing alone at many a dance party, fondu club and orgy. Recently, I've been researching different ways to increase my 'cuddle factor' and came to the conclusion that, in order for me to experience real physical snuggling, I would have to grow fur and become excessively darling.
Yes, that's right. I, like Timothy Treadwell, needed to become a bear.
Last week, I began intensive study into the life of Koala bears. After three days of violent regurgitation, I am happy to announce that I have successfully obtained a tolerance for Eucalyptus leaves and the grubs that sometimes nest in their bark.
I am happy to announce that, now and forever, I am going to be adorable. For the first time in my entire life, someone pet me yesterday and tried to have me climb on his shoulder. Unfortunately, we Koala's are of a naturally unfriendly disposition, so I had to sever his nose with my cute, filed teeth in order to protect myself. Ce la Vie.
I tried to upload a picture of myself, but unfortunately, the padding on my little hands is barely useful enough to type with, much less operate a digital camera.
Thank you, LC, for giving me the confidence and support to achieve my life long goal.
And, OF COURSE, You're VERY WELCOME!!!
KOALA BEARS are nature's NINJAS, much advanced in ancient STEALTH TECHNIQUES, these bears will start with a cuddle, and then, as you have so APTLY put it, engage in ninjai TEARINGS!
BRAVO, we here at LIFE COACHING FOR SUCCESS SUPPORT YOU!!!
-L.C.
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