The Old Adage

What are you seeing with this glass? My MOTHER once taught me that this is NEITHER half FULL or half empty!

What she taught me to see was POTENTIAL!!!

YES, see POTENTIAL in this glass! The POTENTIAL to fill it up and be JOVIAL! or the POTENTIAL to KICK ASS at EVERYTHING YOU DO!!!

WHO ARE YOU?

If YOU cannot look someone DIRECTLY in the EYEBALLS and answer this SIMPLE question, you are in a SORRY state and need to FIX it!!! DIG like a gold miner for it! You are not California, there is GOLD in YOU! If you still cannot ANSWER this question, then perhaps you should choose a STUPID self-help book that suits YOU and have them tell you WHO YOU ARE!

TAKE CHARGE OF THE WORLD!!!

I took the LIBERTY to make you each one of these...

EARTH PUNCHING BAGS!

Intellegence

Try a new look.

Be more INTELLIGENT!

Others will LOOK UP to you!

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE ASSHOLE!!!

ADVICE for the WISE

We are ENTHRALLED by the things we cannot CONTROL. LEARN from them!!!

Next Week...

I would like to FOCUS on my LOYAL followers, by doing short write-ups on the PROGRESS you all are making! Send any COOL pics and short BIOS of how WELL you are doing thanks to THIS SITE!!! and MY ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!

I will post the BEST ONES up next week!!!!

A Note of Advise from Xenophilius Lovegood

ENHANCE YOUR ABILITY TO ACCEPT THE EXTRODINARY!!!!

Go Out on a LIMB!!!

OK GANG,

Some of you NEED to get OUT ON A LIMB! TODAY!!!

Don't BACK OFF,

GO... GET SOME LIMB!!!

What Would This Guy Do???

Next time someone gives you CRAP, remember what this GUY would do!!!
It doesn't even matter if you are at the END of your career in a CHAMPION WORLD EVENT, if some jerk gives you a HARD time, then BASH them with a FEROCIOUS HEAD BUTT!

Three CHEERS for ZINEDINE ZIDANE!!!

Implementing LIFE Skills

LIFE SKILLS need to be CONSTANTLY analyzed and ALTERED to adjust to your changing LIVES! Don't accept easy LIVING! NOT EVEN ONCE! Be TOUGH and PRODUCTIVE! Be alive and CONTRIBUTE to the foundations of HUMAN society. If you hate HUMAN society, then let your voice be HEARD! When your are RELAXED (we hate this term), VISUALIZE those who are being PRODUCTIVE and are BETTER than you! MOTIVATE yourselves to be BETTER! ALWAYS be STRONGER than your NEIGHBOR!!!

MOTIVATION for Wednesday!

If your not having a GOOD day, look at someone who is having a WORSE day, if that doesn't work, SMASH your thumb in a VICE to remind yourself that it all isn't so bad! WORK on becoming STRONGER. Lance Armstrong says, "Live Strong, Armstrong!" Stephen G. T. says, "Live STRONGER!" ALWAYS LIVE STRONGER! No Exceptions!

Have a GREAT day my FRIENDS,

Life Coach Stephen G. T.

One, Van Damme Good Day to all of You!

Incase you are feeling un-MOTIVATED today, I would suggest taking a few hours for yourself and spending them with Jean-Claude Van Damme! His MOTIVATIONAL movies will spark up your day, leaving you with the ENERGY to KICK BUTT everywhere you go!!!

Please visit the following for info on these movies...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme

Can you BELIEVE it's already MONDAY, This Week is FLYING!!!

WHAT an ATTITUDE, Ya? Next time someone says, "i can't believe it's only Monday, (sigh)", PUNCH them right in the NOSE. That will give them something to CRY about!!!

Weeks, FLY by. If it is Monday, guess WHAT???, this week is practically OVER. So you better get on TOP of things and WORK HARD; the week will be OVER before you know it, leaving you in the dust if your ATTITUDE SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Live STRONGER!

L.C.

Despite What is INGRAINED Into Your Heads.....

LIFE is EASY! It is such a SIMPLE SNATCH! Don't go about in DOLDRUMS any longer folks, LIFE is too EASY for that! TRUST ME! Now, go about your business today with this in MIND.

So Easy

-L.C.

Be a Like a CHILD, Today is Yours!

You can DO IT today! Today is YOURS, I GIVE it to you! Now GO and DO as you please! Be like a CHILD today, and RUN with the ball, PLAY, have FUN! ENGAGE yourself, INDULGE yourself in life's SPLENDOR!!!

PAIN

EMBRASE your PAINS TODAY as a hot RAZOR edge of the SWORD of EMBLAZON! LAUGH at any temptation standing before you! THRUST your RAZOR edge into that temptation unleashing a HELLISH HOWL, and know that you are the greatest being on EARTH!!!

Don't Lose FOCUS!

MONDAY Ah, it can be so terrible or so....

GOOD?

Yep, it sure can be GOOD for you Jacks and Jills. Take a tip from ME, keep a MOTIVATING desktop background pic on your mac or pc. Your mind will subliminally keep FOCUSED on it throughout the day, CHARGING your thoughts in a positive direction!

For ME, I like to keep MT. EVEREST on my thoughts. The thought that it exists out there, so, so TALL, bothers the CRAP out of me. I can't wait to CRUSH it!!!

Weekend Tude!

Do whatever YOU want to do today! If someone gets in the way, SHOVE them!

Life is not a POPULARITY CONTEST!!!

Can't stress this one enough folks! Life is not a Popularity CONTEST...

It is most definately an ASS KICKING contest!

If you don't know that by now, it is a good thing you are with ME.
Don't do things to become POPULAR or to (EMBARRASINGLY) seek social praise! EXECUTE LIFE in a fashion where you prove you can BEAT things! I want to hear some of your comments addressing how you failed at life trying to gain social acceptance at something and then supply another example (to build yourself back up) of how you BEAT something (or someone) rather than attempted to gain acceptance. I will provide the best feedback, but feel free to comment on others.

-L.C. Stephen G. T.

I Was Able to Morph to this Strength in 5 HARD-WORKING DAYS!!!

Guess who this BIG GUY is???

Give-up (don't you ever freakin dare)

Haha, Its ME!

Mental Physique

When I travelled to a remote area of India a few summers back, I met with a great SAGE. He was so GREAT! I learned how to mentally force my body into PHYSIQUES. It was all mental conditioning! I will share some PICS with you hot-shots!

As SOON As Possible, ASAP (haha) I want you tykes to try this out. Think big, think strong, BE STRONG!

-L.C.S.G.T

TOUGH LOVE!

This BAD ASS!!! TOUGH LOVE baby, oh ya! That is how I roll/rule here! If you don't like, you may as well go somewhere dark and die with the SCUM of the Earth!

I will be saying this all the time, this blog is not for WEAKLINGS!!! If you can handle this blog, you WILL become a better HUMAN BEING!

Stay Strong,

L.C.S.G.T.

SOFT LOVE???

If I frightened you, let me bring reassurance through pictures, which mother would you prefer? This pansy ass, who couldn't protect her baby from a rabbit?

or...

Disapointment in your FEAR

It appears that some of you are AFRAID to make comments on this site. How PREPOSTEROUS!!! If you are too AFRAID to make comments, let me ask you, how are you going to overcome you greatest FEARS!?? Let's not be unbelievable here, let us be BELIEVABLE! Now come to your senses, everyone... yes YOU!... and lets make some comments on exercise one. I need to hear some FEEDBACK... give me some FEEDBACK baby, ya!!! I also need some of you to send me the pictures you are now carrying with you in your back pockets. This is ESSENTIAL! I will need to evaluate your picture, and also, a short paragraph explaining what it means to you and how it is your daily motivation.

I was able to chat with the infamous WOLFMAN (my inspiration in life coaching*) earlier today. He gave me a picture of himself that he keeps in his back pocket for motivating others in need. I think it is a great practice to take a picture of yourself doing your very best at whatever it is you do and keep it in your back pocket for 'times in trouble'. Above is the picture Wolfman shares with all of us. Use it when you are feeling weak hearted.

*Here is a link to Wolfman's site, although he doesn't update it anymore because he "lost interest in weaklings". http://wolfman2000andbeyond.blogspot.com/

Life Skills for Success

Exercise 1:
Today, I want all of you to start by identifying your fears. Perhaps not your greatest fear, that may too difficult for you. Try some of your simple, day-to-day fears. Identify these puppies so that we can then move on.
Once you have successfully identified a few (I'm sure you have a lot, we all do, haha), conquer one. Just one today. I know what you're thinking, "L.C. Stephen, HOW do I conquer this fear?" That is a GREAT question! And the answer is to jump right into that fear! It's that SIMPLE! "Will it be difficult?" You betcha! But once you have done it, you will feel great and want more! It is addicting, trust me.

Here is an example:
John Curls is afraid to confront strangers. Today, John must confront a stranger with a semi-courteous "Hello" and continue conversation for at least three exchanges of dialogue. This will help John be a better communicator, and also give him more CONFIDENCE (a virtue we will be hitting HARD).

Why Choose Stephen G. T. as you Life Coach?

You may have tried other life coaches. I don't recommend this. I do not recommend this. Although I have never visited their websights, I am quite sure it would be a waste of time. Follow my simple techniques and be a winner! I have proven time and time again that Success is what I bring to the table. I challenge you, formally, to accept my conditioning of Basic Life Principles that will be revealed on a day to day basis... FOR FEE*

The Best,
Stephen G. T.

*it is not discouraged to send donations

Let it Start Today!

...and let it go on til the end of time! Oh Ya!

Hello Everyone, and welcome! Welcome to the latest in Stephen G.T. Philanthropic Messages for each of our loving souls. Each morning I will bring sweet bread of life messages to motivate your hinnies out of the house and into breathing life. Sounds Great doesn't, give it all a try and see how perfect you become!

Have a Great Day Friends
-Stephen G.T.