LIFE is EASY! It is such a SIMPLE SNATCH! Don't go about in DOLDRUMS any longer folks, LIFE is too EASY for that! TRUST ME! Now, go about your business today with this in MIND.
So Easy
-L.C.
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- I am kind of a social butterfly. I enjoy romance and candlelight anythings. When alone, I like to build cabins out of blankets, pillows, couch cushions, and anything else deemed appropriate for the particular desired architecture. I often dream of running and hiding from the police or organized criminals out to get me. I rather enjoy these dreams, so I'm not sure what all that means. . . if anything. I hated to be the seeker when at play, and always felt secure in my speed and ability to get away if found. Sometimes I'd hide in obvious spots, positioned with the best escape routes. Options of returning to base were always preferred. But I digress.
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life IS so easy. that's why i get whiskey wasted every night. THAT way life becomes so much Harder.
There's a dead bunny lying in front of the my house. Polar bears are dying at an alarming rate of 40 per second.
Life doesn't seem too easy for our four-legged comrades. I'm also including the animagus among us. Look at Sirius Black! Dementors, and shit.
So far today I've:
1. Not gone about in a DOLDRUM.
2. Trusted Stephen G.T.
3. Got whiskey wasted (though, on wine and PBR)
4. Looked at Sirius Black.
It's been a good, and thus far easy, day!
First off, Clicknathan, you are my most APT pupil.
Second, Najeda, our four legged friends EXIST so that we can EAT them! Enjoy their SPLENDID TASTES!
As pertaining to the animagus amonng us, no pun intended, let them not be of our CONCERN. Imagine a person who could turn into a bannana!!! These creatures are SENSELESS, and DEBAUCHEROUS!
Although, I once had the opportunity to dine on some animagus flesh while staying with the WOLFMAN, it actually wasn't too bad. Maybe they do have a place!
Chad Marco, I am PLEASED to see that you are always CHALLENGING yourself!
My only CONCERN is that you don't bite off more that you can chew (or drink)!
The old WHISKEY WASTED technique was established by early settlers who were HARD-NOSED chaps. Judging by your pic, I'd say you may well be up to it. I would only suggest sleeping OUTDOORS a few times a week to maintain the adequate BODY HARDENING required to stabilize the WHISKEY WASTEDNESS.
An alternative solution is to not get WHISKEY WASTED each night.
-L.C.
just wondering what you're doing for Michaelmas this year, L.C.? the darkness in my inner soul is wavering.
maybe we should throw dead bunnies on people's doorsteps. that would cause ALARM! we should duct tape a dead squirrel to a dead bunny and scatter combos of them around town and write 'don't mess with us' on a piece of paper and tape it to the duct tape.
that reminds me. there's a new flavor of combos out! zesty something
Seeing how MICHAELMAS is the celebration of Archangel Michael, one of the PRINCIPAL ANGELIC WARRIORS, seen as a PROTECTOR against the dark of night, and the ADMINISTRATOR of cosmic intelligence, I would suggest something that DEFFIES night with a little MORE INTENSITY, perhaps set it on FIRE!
Stay MOTIVATED,
L.C.
I'll be setting the night on fire tonight, for positivity!
That way I can sleep through all of Michaelmas tomorrow comfortable in the fact that if I did open my eyes, it would be light out.
i found this page to be relevant.
am i right life master?
http://www.lifedynamix.com/articles/Mental-Health/Create_Happiness.html
hey life coach?
i was wondering your thoughts on dreams.
that makes me think of a neat one i had last night. all i remember is driving in the winter with kenny and wes and i hit a huge snow bank and we jumped it off the road and into someone's yard. quickly and easily we dug ourselves out with our hands and drove off before the owner caught us. that's all.
do you think that means i've been taking risks or making mistakes into excitement and not getting BURNED?
This site is complete and utter Ka-Ka or if you prefer, BULLSH!!!
Here are some tips to remember:
Any site with pictures of jumping, gitty people is BAD NEWS!
Also any site that says there is a CERTAIN NUMBER of steps is OUT-OF-THERE-F-ING-MINDS-!!!
You can't NUMBER your LIFE!
Also, you can't NUMBER HAPPINESS, those stupid, idiots!
Also, any site call "Life Dynamix" or anything DUMB and CLIQUE will be DUMB and CLIQUE!!!
Finally, there is NO OTHER GOOD SITE!!!
-L.C.
Here is the REAL scoop on DREAMS///
DREAMS are how your mind COMPENSATES for your WASTING TIME sleeping. Your mind gets BORED and wishes for EXCITEMENT. If you have BORING dreams, it reflects that your LIFE is really SUCKING at the present moment and you need to HYPE it up some. If your DREAMS are SUPER COOL, like jumping snowbanks with friends and then digging out of the snow with your bare hands, this is a GOOD INDICATOR that your LIFE is going pretty well, but you need to START DOING these types of things in your WAKING hours.
IDEALLY, you want to LIVE INTENSELY, without sleep until your body AND MIND crash so hard that you no longer need to dream!
-L.C.
Sometimes when I really need to HYPE my life some more, I get really HYPED like this HYPED and i think man i'm so HYPED that i taste the adrenalin in my mouth.. thanks GT
And ADRENALIN is always so SWEET!
For those of you SEVERELY out of shape, I suggest taking ADRENALIN suppliments to aid in the HYPE, OH, YA!!!
Welcome to a wonderful, LIFE-CHANGING experience Shawn!
-L.C.
Recently, I've dreamt about genetically engineered werewolves and ferocious bulldogs who were forced to do their master's bidding. I was able to defeat them both so easily that they were more of an annoyance than a threat. I think I was just trying to get back to the party at my old dorm at the Art Institute.
Sometimes, though, I dream that all of my teeth fall out...crumbling in my mouth as I speak and always before a big day.
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